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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.