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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)