What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.