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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.