What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.