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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.