Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)