What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.