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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.