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What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

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Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...