What's a terrible plate pun?

Dish one.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)