Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Voodoo like to dance with me '
It was an ax-I-dent.
Duck.
A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Because it's just-ice
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Iran there.
Give her a shovel...
Remarry
Pack-it-stan
