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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!