What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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