What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.