What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring