What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.