How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.