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How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.