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What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

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Who there?

Control freak Contro... Now you say control freak who!

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.