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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.