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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.