How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch?

He died in agony!

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.