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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.