Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.