Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

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Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.