Sweep Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.