It over swept
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To convince women sweeping was a sport.
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Because he swept for 20 years.
It swept with his girlfriend
Time to go to sweep.
The ocean.
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
It over-swept
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
Nobody. He was too 'Freud.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
Because he couldn't find a Date!
To Chicago
X-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
To promote off-shore drilling.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
I'm Thor
The hunger games
Wom
Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
