Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.