Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!