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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

What can I get you Mr. President?

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