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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob