What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.