What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.