What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.