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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob