What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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Two for me and one for you.

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob