What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.