What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons