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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.