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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!