What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear