What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.