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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.