What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod