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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Curt Jokes More Curt Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod