How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions