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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.