What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.