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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands