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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.