What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.