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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.