What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist?

Nothing.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.