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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.