What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

Bout tree fiddy.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.