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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you