Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.