What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego.

What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!