Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Because they don't want the world to know!
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
The hip replacement guy. /dad
They don't get better with age
Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.
Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
Too many walkers.
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
