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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool