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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.