How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.