How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

City Jokes More City Jokes

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego