How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses