City Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.