City Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

You might also enjoy:

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Kathmandu Jokes More Kathmandu Jokes

What's the opposite of Kathmandu?

Dogwomandon't.

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

Perfect Time Jokes More Perfect Time Jokes

What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Cersei Lannister Jokes More Cersei Lannister Jokes