City Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

You might also enjoy:

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Metro Gnome Jokes More Metro Gnome Jokes

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!