City Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

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What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Metro Gnome Jokes More Metro Gnome Jokes

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

Big Jokes More Big Jokes

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

Toulouse Jokes More Toulouse Jokes

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.