What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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City Jokes More City Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

Tall Building Jokes More Tall Building Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)