How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Finance Jokes More Finance Jokes

How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!