How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "