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Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...