Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada