Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!