Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak