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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"