Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.