He didn't want to be called chicken
It was a wannabe wallaby!
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
He was choking the chicken.
You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
It would be a fowl proceeding.
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
To get to.
A fowl ball!