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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!