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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.