April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Previous Random Joke Next

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.