What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.