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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite