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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.