What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.