What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season