What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.