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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.