What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.