What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.