What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.