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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.