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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.