What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!