What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee