What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!