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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.