What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings