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Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.