What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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They both have ornamental balls.

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The urge to pop a cold one.

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

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What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?

A body builder

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.