What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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Cancer.

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?

A body builder

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.