What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.