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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What's the definition of a narrow squeak?

A thin mouse!

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Body Builder Jokes More Body Builder Jokes

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.