What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!