Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Facul-tea
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Glue bread to the ceiling.
Ok you 2 dont start anything
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
A frog in a blender.
Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
As mushroom as possible
They both like to crack open a cold one
Whine.
