Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Allahu akbar
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
A tournament
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Less than twelve parsecs.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
One full set of teeth.
Because they never drink alone.
An alcoholic with a drinking problem
