Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
Just ice
Khaki
Jose can you see.....
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Good mourning.
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Fish
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Close the door and go to.
Backwards.