What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.