What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.