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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.