What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.