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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.