What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.