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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

R/explainlikeimfive

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.