What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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I'll catch you later!

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Dam!

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Leave it to peave her.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison