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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old