What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison