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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Ally Jokes More Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

D Day Jokes More D Day Jokes

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.