How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...