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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents