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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.