How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.