How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.