How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.