Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

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Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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He threw it.

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The clap.

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New gloves for the cold days

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Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.