He had too much thyme on his hands.
Asked every guy under 30.
There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).
We threw it in the harbor." Merica.
She threw away all of the W's.
Because they fall through his hands.
Holding their hands up
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A thyme machine.
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
