Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord