Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What's this?

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.