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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!