Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.