Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.