He spent all day on the web.
Brexit
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
He left his home on the range.
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Oh give it arrest.
Because SPY DA MAN!
He can't get out of a bath.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
On the Gin-ternet.