He spent all day on the web.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
It's days were numbered.
This is not a drill.
Because she was drinking on the job.
Because they spend years at sea.
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
Because SPY DA MAN!
On the Gin-ternet.
To stomp out forest fires.