Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!