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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

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Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.