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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them