How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.