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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.