How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.