Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
It was a wannabe wallaby!
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
They both spend all their money on payphones.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).
3, and the rest are true stories.
Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Marriage, you wanna?
Noth
Existence is futile.
It was the Bain of his existence.
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
Sweet Nothings.