How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.