March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

Bagger Jokes More Bagger Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Chooser Jokes More Chooser Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,