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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza