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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Where do people with one leg work at?

And what are the employees names?

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey