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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!