What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.