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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

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Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.