Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
Dead in a tunnel.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
Long live the Queen.
Heir mail
The ruler.
To see how long she slept.
The night before a test.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
To find his rubber chicken.
By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
A cub reporter.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
12 inches
Because then it would be a foot.
Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.
The dashboard.
With a knife!
Like a sixpack
