Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
Dead in a tunnel.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
Long live the Queen.
Heir mail
Edward Snowed In
He left his foot on the clutch.
When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No
Don't worry, someone will tell you.
Alley-oop Akbar
He was in de-Nile.
Die
Because desperate times call for desperate measures....
To see how long he slept.
Post office.
"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
The living room
They're small arms dealers.
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
A noble gas!
