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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What's 12 inches and white?

Nothing.

What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!