Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.