12 inches
Nothing.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.
Because then it would be a foot..
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Absolutely nothing.
Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!
Nothing
Because then it would be a foot
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
Because then it would be a foot.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
He wanted to see the floor show!
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!
Anka the ship!
The captains log.
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
Fo' drizzle.
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
Not yet," she replied
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
