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12 Inch Jokes

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

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What's 12 inches and white?

Nothing.

What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.

What's white and 12 inches?

Nothing

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Why is yellow afraid of red?

Because red blue green.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!