12 inches
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Nothing.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
Because then it would be a foot..
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Absolutely nothing.
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Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!
Nothing
Because then it would be a foot
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
Because then it would be a foot.
NSFW A still born...
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Because then it'd be a foot!
Tune a fish
A Fsh
Kaboomshki
Because NE-coli.
He's Snowden.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
A sub-woofer!!!
It was obvious he was kidding.
Too many Negus.
You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!
Pulled pork.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Because they're paid to.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
