Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches