Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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You always need them for thumb finger another.

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."