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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..