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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches