Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

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What's white and 12 inches?

Nothing

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."