What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.