What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.