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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!