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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top