Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Because they fall through his hands.