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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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He fell out of the tree

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!