What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.