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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.