What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

H Jokes More H Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid