What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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What console does god use?

Praystation

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid