Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Because he's covering an erection!
Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.
They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.
By hare mail!
He Jar Jar Blinked.
It's three letters in. "H".
Honestly, no idea!
Lame Joke Haploid