What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.