H Jokes

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!